Fingers crossed it doesn’t go horribly wrong!

Sorrysorrysorry! I really was intending to do them ASAP but I can’t shake my fondness for the homemade photos I’ve got on my site at the moment. You see, they show me completely honestly (albeit rather discreetly because I’m worried that someone from my far less naughty ‘real life’ will recognize my bedroom in the background) and true-to-form.

It’s going to take a while, I reckon, to find the perfect photographer here in London who’ll take me seriously when I say I don’t want my thighs airbrushed into nothing or my skin turned orange or my waist shrunken scarily. I’ve got to say that it’s nice to have clients look surprised *in a good way* when they finally meet me! Quite a few have expressed confusion as to why I don’t show my face online but there’s no way that’s possible. When people email me demanding face pics, they get this. I truly am a part-time hussy and I am currently working hard to break into a new career so don’t really want potential proper-job-interviewers asking me about my rates and boob-size.

Anyway. I may instead just update my site with new homemade pictures if I get the time and inclination – I do still look just like the ones I’ve got currently, though, so we’ll see!

Aw, damn, he’s only imaginary. But have just been agreeing with @ladydancer78 on Twitter that it’s toooooo hot today – another muggy, oppressive one where you just know a big ol’ storm is coming. I do like the rain and accompanying cool-down so c’mon, sky. Get on with it!

I made some progress with my running today, woo! Hoping to be able to do 5K in a decent time really soon, and ideally without my thighs getting much more muscley – I’m pretty sure I could already crack a walnut between them. Maybe that would be skill enough to get me into the circus? Ooh.

I’ve been having a really lovely weekend off, with much too much wine and gorgeous food. I missed a chance to meet up with a couple of other girls who are also of the working variety, but am determined to hunt them down eventually because there’s nothing like the Conversation of Escorts. And it’s really nice to be able to share certain details about life that are just a bit unmentionable usually! Very good for the relief of work-related stress.

Right, I’m off to chow down on my protein-laden apres-gym soup and do some creative/learning designy/webby things. I only got Photoshop two days ago and I think I’m addicted. Argh!

I’ve always found the thought of muscled torsos gleaming with sweat (to steal a phrase from some awful romance book) as a bunch of guys fool around on a beach to be super-hot, and suddenly the reason for that becomes clear. I saw a blog post somewhere recently giggling about this book and thought “OMG!” I would quite like to read that. Especially if it’s actually a picture book. With real photos. Ahem.

Never been so much into girl-on-girl stuff, though, until a few weeks ago when I realized that I am in love with Lady Gaga. Was fucking a client at the time and shamelessly used my imagination for ulterior purposes. I think I’m having a midlife crisis (at 22?!) due to not ever caring about any silly boybands or anything when I was a teen – so now I have a full-blown, slightly adult-minded celebrity obsession. Subscription to Heat magazine, please!

Anyway, must get on and do some designing. It’s hard after having a good day with a lovely client – I just feel quite content with life but that’s no good. Gotta have that drive to succeed! Ain’t gonna be young forever, as people say and I refuse to believe as I haven’t aged at all since yesterday.

In other news… my new Tesco PAYG mobile is probably the best gadget I’ve ever bought. It’s some sort of ancient Nokia but it’s all so simple and nice! I am at the mercy of complex phone contracts usually, and just sign up to stupid monthly payments so I can get away from the phone-sales-people and their nonsensical babbling as quickly as I can.

Next week is finally the week I will be making an appointment with a lovely photographer for some beautiful new pictures! Yay. I would really like Nicky Ryan (http://www.nickyryan.co.uk/) to do them but it’s probably a bit late notice. Either way, I’m excited about finishing my new website and getting it up and ready to be seen. It’s going to be my ticket into Hi-Klass Cortezan-ing, you see, for it will be slick and fancy and so overwhelmingly gorgeous that potential new clients will be intimidated half to death. Not really. But it WILL demonstrate my rather basic and crappy web design skills, so there! I’m more than just a pretty round bum.

Speaking of my new site, am off to fix my JS gallery and php contact form so they actually work. I must meanwhile link my blog to my Current Boring Website and add some of the lovely other WGs around the net to my links section here!