Emily Jones

Yeah, I’m not sure I’m gonna get them done *too* soon.

Sorrysorrysorry! I really was intending to do them ASAP but I can’t shake my fondness for the homemade photos I’ve got on my site at the moment. You see, they show me completely honestly (albeit rather discreetly because I’m worried that someone from my far less naughty ‘real life’ will recognize my bedroom in the background) and true-to-form.

It’s going to take a while, I reckon, to find the perfect photographer here in London who’ll take me seriously when I say I don’t want my thighs airbrushed into nothing or my skin turned orange or my waist shrunken scarily. I’ve got to say that it’s nice to have clients look surprised *in a good way* when they finally meet me! Quite a few have expressed confusion as to why I don’t show my face online but there’s no way that’s possible. When people email me demanding face pics, they get this. I truly am a part-time hussy and I am currently working hard to break into a new career so don’t really want potential proper-job-interviewers asking me about my rates and boob-size.

Anyway. I may instead just update my site with new homemade pictures if I get the time and inclination – I do still look just like the ones I’ve got currently, though, so we’ll see!